Which MMO Player are you?

8. August 2007 von _scout_

Stolen from Broken Toys.

If you want to know how MMO development advances, read this ;) .

Not sure why this disappeared, but at some point this one got left behind in the many and various internet shiftings. By request: Game!

There’s a game called Game. It has no rules. Cool, huh!

Game has 4 players. They are called A, B, C, and D. (They had somewhat unimaginative parents, you see.)

A doesn’t like Game because he doesn’t know how many points he has or what level he is. He thinks the whole thing’s kind of silly and logs off.

B starts walking and doesn’t stop, intent on finding out if Game has any walls or features of any kind.

C tries to keep up with B and strike up a conversation.

D then logs in and kills both B and C. Game over.

The developers are a bit unhappy with the way Game went, so they make a new build of Game. This one has an island, on which there spawns 4 orcs.

B is disappointed because the island is so small.

A starts fighting the orcs.

C tries to console B about the island being so small.

D then logs in and kills A, B, and C. Game over.

The developers begin to see a pattern. Game v3.0 launches with (drumroll) a PK switch. (Oh, and another island.)

http://brokentoys.org/2007/08/06/reroll-game/

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